Ex military driver and part time president and chairman of the Duck Flat Cap Society, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, has agreed to model a new form of headgear produced by hatters working for the "Royal Society of Ex Military Septuagenarian Drivers and Wheel shunters".
The headgear has been designed with the simple minded and mentally unstable in mind, and for this reason, Driver Chard is thought to be the ideal model.
Those familiar with other Blogs by this author, will be aware that the sad septuagenarian dreamer, has recently taken to conducting his Duck Flat Cap Society business in a 1950's Fulham Football club jersey, suspenders and a large black top hat.
This behaviour has recently been tolerated by the other members of the DFCS Imbibing and Consumption committee, but of late he has been drawing the attention of the pubs other clientele who are to put it mildly, some what alarmed.
However, the committee have managed to persuaded the local authorities that Driver Chard can be controlled at the present time , and that there is no current need for him to be certified.
Therefore Driver Chard is free to model the new range of Trilby Deerstalkers next week end, although the local police will be monitoring the situation very carefully.
In particular, they will be on the look out for midget seminal criminal and lady's man, Les "Short Leg's" Parks together with the diminutive and overweight Pepe Le Puke who has been unsettled by recent disputes with the failed Karaoke singer and fellow part time dust cart operative, Ray the Dust.
Little Legs Parks and Pepe Le Puke are both interested in gaining the contract for modelling the new headgear to the local Dwarf and Porg (person of restricted growth) population and trouble may be afoot if they manage to infiltrate the proposed DFCS catwalk event.
The situation will be monitored carefully by the DFCS Small People sub committee and a further report will be posted in due course.
