In view of the expected inclement weather, members of the Duck Flat Cap Society are immediately empowered to substitute their Flat Cap for a Trilby or Deer Stalker until further notice.
However, please note that this relaxation of the standard provision to wear a Flat Cap at all times, does not extend to any form of Russian or arctic headgear.
In addition to the above, those over the tender age of seventy are also allowed to indulge themselves by appropriating a pair of gloves for use at committee meetings.
Please be aware that this does not extend to mittens or converted socks. However, string vests and quilted underpants remain unacceptable to the committee.
Finally, scarves are deemed inappropriate and the sight of any such item will result in fifteen lashes of Driver Chards gamp and instant dismissal from the society.
By order.
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